Prompts for Round Ten:

49. No, your real father is...!
50. Severus Snape, sex god.
51. My childhood was SO much more tortured than yours!
52. HP could be vastly improved by this crossover!
53. Ginny got back together with Dean
54. The spell is 'Lubricus'

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Prompts for Round Nine43. Being with Grawp gave Hermione a whole new perspective on 'golden showers'. (Cal you need help ( Read more... )

Prompts for Round Eight

37. Let's order curry take-away.
38. Room of Requirement certainly comes in handy at times like this.
39. Crabbe & Goyle: They only pretend to be stupid.
40. You're the heir to how many founders?
41. When you've made it into the inner circle, it's 'Mione and 'Dray'
42. Blaise is THE ultimate, suave, all-knowing sex-god.

( The Fine Print )

Prompts for Round Seven
32. But I've always been secretly on your side!
33. Shut up, or I'll use my Veela powers on you!
34. But ... I thought everyone wore white PVC trousers on a Friday night!
35. I heard Lucius Malfoy wears a hairpiece made out of unicorn tails.
36. I say, I say, I say. Why has Voldemort got no nose?

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Prompts for Round Six27. Slytherin orgy party ( Read more... )

Prompts for Round Five21. Albus Severus Potter? His name made him sound like the bastard man-child of at least two dead headmasters ( Read more... )

Prompts for Round Four16. Any more of this and it isn't the Dark Lord that we'll be worrying about ( Read more... )

Prompts for Round Three:11. Goyle's quidditch leathers were so snug as to be obscene ( Read more... )

Prompts for Round Two:6. Everyone has experimented with Charlie Weasley at least once ( Read more... )

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